Don't order the calamari

Vigilance on the elite beaches of California:

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. - Hundreds of giant squid are washing up on Orange County beaches, creating a scene...akin to "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea".
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[B]eachgoers were advised not to eat or even touch them. "They probably have bacteria on them at this point," [lifeguard Eric] Bauer said.